Sunday, February 24, 2019

The 2019 Oscars: Dylan, Tamur, and Brian make their predictions!


The biggest night in Hollywood is finally here! The 2019 Oscars will kick off tonight at 8pm on ABC. 2018 was a hell of a year for Film and to celebrate, Brian, Tamur, and I are going to play a little Academy Awards "pick em". Below, we are going to lay out all the nominations and their Vegas odds to allow the casual moviegoer more insight on the favorites and long shots. For each category, all three of us will be making our selections as well as adding an occasional note on why we're making that pick. To add a little more fun to the process, each time a correct pick is made we will be awarded the points that category is worth. For example, Best Picture will be worth 5 points while other major categories such as Best Director are worth 3 points each. Categories such as Best Supporting Actress will be worth 2 points and categories such as Best Costume Design will be worth 1 point. Whoever has the most points at the end wins (and if Brian loses I get to take his place on the hit web-series 'Things we may have tried'). May the best movie nerd win!

BEST PICTURE (5pts)
Roma -330
Green Book +360
The Favourite +1800
Bohemian Rhapsody +1800
A Star is Born +3000
BlacKkKlansman +3000
Black Panther +3000
Vice +5000

DYLAN- A Star is Born (I'm going with my heart here instead of my gut. Roma and The Favourite are the two I think are more "oscar" material). 
TAMUR- Roma
BRIAN - Green Book 

DIRECTOR(3pts)
Alfonso Cuaron (Roma) -2000
Spike Lee (BlacKkKlansman) +550
Pawel Pawlikowski (Cold War) +2500
Adam McKay (Vice) +3300
Yorgos Lanthimos (The Favourite) +3300

DYLAN- Alfonso Cuaron 
TAMUR- Alfonso Cuaron (also gonna win best edit and cinematography)
BRIAN - Spike Lee

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE(3pts)
Glenn Close (The Wife) -550
Olivia Coleman (The Favourite) +350
Lady Gaga (A Star is Born) +1000
Yalitza Aparicio (Roma) +4000
Melissa McCarthy (Can You Ever Forgive Me?) +5000

DYLAN- Olivia Coleman
TAMUR- Glenn Close
BRIAN - Olivia Coleman

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE(3pts)
Rami Malek (Bohemian Rhapsody) -400
Christian Bale (Vice) +250
Bradley Cooper (A Star is Born) +1400
Viggo Mortensen (Green Book) +3300
Willem Dafoe (At Eternity’s Gate) +5000

DYLAN- Bradley Cooper
TAMUR- Bradley Cooper
BRIAN -  Rami Malek 

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE(2pts)
Regina King (If Beale Street Could Talk) -280
Amy Adams (Vice) +300
Rachel Weisz (The Favourite) +800
Marina de Tavira (Roma) +1500
Emma Stone (The Favourite) +2000 

DYLAN- Rachel Weisz
TAMUR- Regina King
BRIAN - Marina de Tavira

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE(2pts)
Mahershela Ali (Green Book) -1400
Richard E. Grant (Can You Ever Forgive Me?) +700
Sam Elliott (A Star is Born) +900
Adam Driver (BlacKkKlansman) +3300
Sam Rockwell (Vice) +5000

DYLAN- Mahershela Ali (look out for a potential upset here for Richard E Grant)
TAMUR- Mahershela Ali
BRIAN - Mahershela Ali (The 4400 was a really underrated show) 


ADAPTED SCREENPLAY(2pts)
BlacKkKlansman -250
Can You Ever Forgive Me? +275
If Beale Street Could Talk +600 
A Star is Born +2000
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs +5000

DYLAN- BlacKkKlansman
TAMUR- A Star is Born
BRIAN - If Beale Street Could Talk 

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY(2pts)
The Favourite -200
Green Book +200
Roma +750
First Reformed +1400
Vice +4000

DYLAN- The Favourite (I liked Green Book here when the nominations were announced, but there has just been too much controversy around that film since then). 
TAMUR- Roma
BRIAN - Green Book 


ANIMATED FEATURE FILM(2pts)
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse -1500
Isle of Dogs +900
Incredibles 2 +900
Ralph Breaks the Internet +2500 
Mirai +4000

DYLAN- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse (I will throw a fit if anything else wins)
TAMUR- Isle of Dogs
BRIAN - Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse ( I will also be disappointed, this is the best Spider-Man movie ever)

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM(2pts)
Roma (Mexico) -2000
Cold War (Poland) +700
Shoplifters (Japan) +1700
Capernaum (Lebanon) +2500
Never Look Away (Germany) +3300

DYLAN - Roma (Mathmatically does not make sense for Roma not to win here)
TAMUR - Roma
BRIAN - Roma 


ORIGINAL SCORE (1pt)
Black Panther +300
BlacKkKlansman +1000
If Beale Street Could Talk -200
Isle of Dogs +2500
Mary Poppins Returns +500

DYLAN -If Beale Street Could Talk (First Man should have been nominated and should have won this category, but IBSCT is an absolutely beautiful score)
TAMUR - Mary Poops
BRIAN - BlacKkKlansman


ORIGINAL SONG (1pt)
Shallow (A Star is Born) -3000
All the Stars (Black Panther) +750
I’ll Fight (RGB) +2000
The Place Where Lost Things Go (Mary Poppins Returns) +2000
When a Cowboy Trades His Spurs for Wings (The Ballad of Buster Scruggs) +4000

DYLAN - Shallow (The lock of all locks. If this doesn't win, the academy has it out for ASIB). 
TAMUR - Shallow
BRIAN - Shallow (This song slaps) 

VISUAL EFFECTS (1pt)
Avengers: Infinity War -500
First Man +325
Ready Player One +1000
Christopher Robin +3500
Solo: A Star Wars Story +5000

DYLAN - Avengers: Infinity War
TAMUR - First Man
BRIAN - Ready Player One (Look at Solo getting an Oscar nomination!) 

DOCUMENTARY (SHORT) (1pt)
Black Sheep -125
End Game +450
Lifeboat +1200
A Night at the Garden+2500
Period. End of Sentence +175

DYLAN - End Game
TAMUR - A Night at the Garden
BRIAN - End Game 

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE (1pt)
Free Solo -200
RGB +130 
Minding the Gap +1500
Hale County This Morning, This Evening +4000
Of Fathers and Sons -5000

DYLAN- Of Fathers and Sons
TAMUR- Free Solo
BRIAN - Free Solo (Watched the trailer and it scared the crap out of me, I can't imagine watching the full film)
  
PRODUCTION DESIGN (1pt)
The Favourite -250
Black Panther +200
First Man +2500
Mary Poppins Returns +2000
Roma +900

DYLAN- Black Panther
TAMUR- The Favourite
BRIAN - The Favourite 

CINEMATOGRAPHY (1pt)
Roma -2000
Cold War +900
The Favourite +1500
A Star is Born +1500 
Never Look Away +4000

DYLAN- Roma (another sure lock. One of the most beautifully shot films in a long long time)
TAMUR- Roma
BRIAN - Roma 

COSTUME DESIGN (1pt)
The Favourite -220
Black Panther +150
Mary Queen of Scots +2000 
Mary Poppins Returns +2500
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs +3300

DYLAN- The Favourite
TAMUR- Black Panther
BRIAN - Mary Poppins Returns

SOUND EDITING (1pt)
"A Quiet Place"
"Black Panther"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
"First Man"
"Roma"

DYLAN - First Man
TAMUR - A Quiet Place
BRIAN - A Quiet Place

SOUND MIXING (1pt)
Black Panther +1600
Bohemian Rhapsody +300
First Man -175
A Quiet Place +250
Roma +4000

DYLAN - First Man
TAMUR - A Quiet Place
BRIAN - Bohemian Rhapsody 

ANIMATED SHORT FILM (1pt)
Animal Behaviour +2200
Bao -500
Late Afternoon +1800
One Small Step +1600
Weekends +350

DYLAN - Bao (This played before The Incredibles 2. Laugh out loud funny as well as a tear jerker) 
TAMUR - One Small Step...?
BRIAN - Bao 

LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM (1pt)
Detainment +400
Fauve +1000
Marguerite -125
Mother +2500
Skin +200 

DYLAN- Marguerite
TAMUR- Mother
BRIAN - Skin 

FILM EDITING (1pt)
BlacKkKlansman +900
Bohemian Rhapsody +325
The Favourite +200
Green Book +2500
Vice +100

DYLAN- The Favourite (Bohemian Rhapsody being nominated here is INSANE. One of the most poorly edited films I've seen in a while).
TAMUR- BlacKkKlansman
BRIAN - BlacKkKlansman

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING (1pt)
"Border"
"Mary Queen of Scots"
"Vice" 

DYLAN- Mary Queen of Scots
TAMUR- Mary Queen of Scots
BRIAN - Vice (People love when Christian Bale gets fat, so why not) 

FINAL SCORE:
BRIAN - 26 
TAMUR - 14
DYLAN - 18

Great job, Brian! Look forward to doing this again next year. 

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